Ireland is neat, but it's colder than an eskimo's asshole here. And today the eskimo went ice fishing. He was struggling with the line, and slipped on a banana peel left over from his lunch earlier that afternoon, and then he fell into the water. He was in there for like half an hour until a friendly polar bear came and pulled him out. Unfortunatley, the polar bear wasn't thinking clearly and dropped the eskimo into a ice cavern and the eskimo died. Now his body is frozen.